Sister’s pinning ceremony tomorrow. She’s officially a nurse now. Stoked, time to dress up as classy as can be. Blazer comes out tomorrow.

My newest toy.

My newest toy.

Then I became a dubs kid.

Then I became a dubs kid.

Yup. This.

Tags: Archer lulz
This is my day.

This is my day.

Tags: lulz
Dinner. Cause I’m awesome.

Dinner. Cause I’m awesome.

Just putting this up here again because this mural has been painted over. Some dumb cunt heard me joking about koi being dicks and said she was offended by it. Fuck her.

Just putting this up here again because this mural has been painted over. Some dumb cunt heard me joking about koi being dicks and said she was offended by it. Fuck her.

Reblogged from the greatest want

I honestly hate sharing my bed. It’s uncomfortable, I barely sleep as is and when another person is there it’s like hell. I wake at the slightest move, I never find a deep sleep and I’m always on edge. I don’t like to cuddle, I get overly warm and I hate being stuck in one position. I’m not some clingy little fuck, get off me and let me sleep.

Just playin some One in the Chamber.

Just playin some One in the Chamber.

Fuck you

  • Me: Oh so cruel. Thou doth wound me dear.
  • Camille: Good.
  • Me: I'll choke you with my dick.
  • Camille: That was blunt.
  • Me: I didn't want to confuse the issue.
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I Set My Friends on Fire - Crank that.

Watched three hours of Top Gear(BBC) with my step dad. Love that show. Now I’m taking a nap like I’m fucking 5 again. And if ya got somethin to say about it, I’ll stick a fucking coke can up yer pussy.

Tags: lulz top gear
haha never gets old

haha never gets old

hehehe so childish

hehehe so childish

Tags: lulz hehehehe